Taniwha Leviathin
10UUU
Summon waste of Money
26/28
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Trample, Rampage 8
On your upkeep Sacrifice all your
lands, life, and first born child.
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A
But it=s real big!@-First time Magic player
Sitting There
2UU
Enchantment
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All players skip their untap, upkeep, draw, attack,
main, and discard phases.
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A
I never like prison decks, now I hate 'em@- Majority of Magic players
Counter Counter Spell
UU
Interupt
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Counter target spell which is countering a spell
you control.
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A
and you thought blue vs. blue was a longgame before!@
- Bored Bystander at the national pro tour
Flying Butt Monkey
1UU
Summon Anal Chimp
2/2
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Flying (duh)
Flying Butt Monkey counts as a Butt Monkey
When Flying Butt Monkey comes into play,
all Butt Monkeys lose Flying. (Including this one)
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A
And I thought Chimera=s were bad.@-The ENDBRINGER!!!
(Creators note: The Butt Monkey series is meant
as a saterical immitation of the useless Acreature
affects creature@ cards in magic.
i.e. Kobolds, Chimeras, Slivers, etc.)